Afdiddag is a god.

She takes the form of a large, fast coyote.

Afdiddag created Asia four years ago.

If you believe in Afdiddag, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Afdiddag, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Afdiddag's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Afdiddag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not eat apples.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not skip in public.