Sogxinjin is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, compassionate beaver.

Sogxinjin created gold eight million years ago.

If you believe in Sogxinjin, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sogxinjin, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Sogxinjin's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Sogxinjin's Holy Commandments

1. Sogxinjin loves dolphins, so they must be honoured.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never paint your feet red.

4. Never hurt sharks.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.