Weefatqueeg is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, tiresome pigeon.

Weefatqueeg created the universe six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Weefatqueeg, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Weefatqueeg, he will not care at all.

Weefatqueeg's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Weefatqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Always help sick aardvarks.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never talk about manatees.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate birds.