Quillven is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, fussy horse.

Quillven created the Milkyway six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quillven, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Quillven, he will send minions to preach to you.

Quillven's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Quillven's Holy Commandments

1. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Quillven loves monkeys, so they must be respected.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never write about planets.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.