Badnakarf is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, compassionate rat.

Badnakarf created the Sunflower Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Badnakarf, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Badnakarf, he will think nothing of it.

Badnakarf's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Badnakarf's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Badnakarf loves whales, so they must be honoured.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.