Hondonbad Fumwipfig Dutquambess is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, smart newt.

Hondonbad Fumwipfig Dutquambess created life five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hondonbad Fumwipfig Dutquambess, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Hondonbad Fumwipfig Dutquambess, it will turn you into a tree.

Hondonbad Fumwipfig Dutquambess' most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Hondonbad Fumwipfig Dutquambess' Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt grasshopers.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Put Hondonbad Fumwipfig Dutquambess first in all things.

4. Always treat rats with great respect.

5. Never bounce in holy places.