Pascetdim is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, merciful lizard.

Pascetdim created the Andromeda Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pascetdim, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Pascetdim, he will send you a sign.

Pascetdim's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Pascetdim's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick badgers.

2. You must love Pascetdim.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Put Pascetdim first in all things.

5. Run away from gray cats, for they are unholy.