Nelltadhab is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, compassionate pig.

Nelltadhab created life three billion years ago.

If you believe in Nelltadhab, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nelltadhab, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Nelltadhab's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Nelltadhab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Never talk about planets.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never play with disobedient children.