Gebdotflam is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, conceited ant.

Gebdotflam created humankind nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Gebdotflam, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gebdotflam, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Gebdotflam's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Gebdotflam's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick squirrels.

2. Always obey Gebdotflam's priests.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gebdotflam.

5. Do not drink water in orange rooms.