Labdaptar is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, self-confident duck.

Labdaptar created the planet Saturn eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Labdaptar, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Labdaptar, it will turn you into a rock.

Labdaptar's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Labdaptar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about figs.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. You must never eat rice.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.