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He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, staggering whale.

Artragcam Didcadort created bats eight million years ago.

If you believe in Artragcam Didcadort, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Artragcam Didcadort, he will laugh at you.

Artragcam Didcadort's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Artragcam Didcadort's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Artragcam Didcadort.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Hide if six mites approach from the south.

4. Always make sure there are no seals in a room before entering it.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.