Bogdamsas is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, sage human.

Bogdamsas created viruses seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogdamsas, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bogdamsas, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Bogdamsas' most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Bogdamsas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always help sick snails.

4. Run away if three squirrels approach from the north.

5. Do not chop down trees.