Ingflaphotnulontzoddut is a god.

She takes the form of a large, charitable bat.

Ingflaphotnulontzoddut created the cosmos nine million years ago.

If you believe in Ingflaphotnulontzoddut, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Ingflaphotnulontzoddut, she will strike you with lightening.

Ingflaphotnulontzoddut's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Ingflaphotnulontzoddut's Holy Commandments

1. Capybaras are not to be trusted.

2. Always help dogs.

3. Do not wear carbon on your body.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never talk about fire.