Tikdimmit is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, passionate badger.

Tikdimmit created water eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tikdimmit, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tikdimmit, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Tikdimmit's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Tikdimmit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tikdimmit.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Put Tikdimmit first in all things.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.