Goftarggep is a god.
He takes the form of a very thin, weak
walrus.
Goftarggep created carbon eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Goftarggep, he will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Goftarggep, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.
Goftarggep's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.
Goftarggep's Holy Commandments1. Erect six silicon sculptures of Goftarggep on top of important buildings.
2. Never skip in the presence of mites.
3. Pray towards the east.
4. Never look in ponds.
5. Never look at black holes.