Bigfligwig is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, clever dingo.

Bigfligwig created the solar system four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bigfligwig, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Bigfligwig, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Bigfligwig's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Bigfligwig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not sing in public.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Pray towards the east.