Danyamcim is a god.
He takes the form of a corpulent, deceitful
snail.
Danyamcim created a down quark two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Danyamcim, he will approve.
If you do not believe in
Danyamcim, he will turn you into a plant.
Danyamcim's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.
Danyamcim's Holy Commandments1. Great tits are not to be trusted.
2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
3. Never run in holy places.
4. Pray towards the east.
5. Do not stand on grass.