Hapvenyakflabgidgilmilzag Safnellboss is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, astonishing hyena.

Hapvenyakflabgidgilmilzag Safnellboss created the Sol system two million years ago.

If you believe in Hapvenyakflabgidgilmilzag Safnellboss, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Hapvenyakflabgidgilmilzag Safnellboss, he will throw large rocks at you.

Hapvenyakflabgidgilmilzag Safnellboss' most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Hapvenyakflabgidgilmilzag Safnellboss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never go into magenta rooms.