Sanquagflabbiss is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, merciless dragon.

Sanquagflabbiss created snails eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sanquagflabbiss, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sanquagflabbiss, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Sanquagflabbiss' most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Sanquagflabbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Always make sure there are no seals in a building before entering it.

3. Never think ill of sick monkeys.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.