Nanflagtetti is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, contented centipede.

Nanflagtetti created an electron five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nanflagtetti, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Nanflagtetti, it will remove you from existence.

Nanflagtetti's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Nanflagtetti's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never wear trousers.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Hide if five ants approach from the south.

5. Do not eat spinach.