Spagfemsin is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, merciful donkey.

Spagfemsin created the Andromeda Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Spagfemsin, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Spagfemsin, it will come to you in dreams.

Spagfemsin's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Spagfemsin's Holy Commandments

1. Always help gulls.

2. Hide if six dogs approach from the south.

3. Never run in holy places.

4. Never wear trousers.

5. Do not speak about oranges.