Stippopfud is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, blissful turtle.

Stippopfud created the Milkyway five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stippopfud, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Stippopfud, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Stippopfud's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Stippopfud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill hamsters.

2. Do not shave your face.

3. Erect a large gold sculpture of Stippopfud on top of all buildings.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never talk about turtles.