Gunvidmab is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, emotional lizard.

Gunvidmab created an atom two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gunvidmab, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Gunvidmab, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Gunvidmab's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Gunvidmab's Holy Commandments

1. Gunvidmab loves squirrels, so they must be honoured.

2. Never eat turnips.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.