Hugaftarp is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, blissful dingo.

Hugaftarp created the Sombrero Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Hugaftarp, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Hugaftarp, she will turn you into a snail.

Hugaftarp's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Hugaftarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into pink rooms.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Hide if eight rats approach from the west.

5. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Hugaftarp on top of all buildings.
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