Lakjamtalart is a god.
She takes the form of a very long, impressive
capybara.
Lakjamtalart created oxygen three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Lakjamtalart, she will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Lakjamtalart, she will turn you into a mole.
Lakjamtalart's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.
Lakjamtalart's Holy Commandments1. You must never eat pineapples.
2. Always pray in complete darkness.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
4. Never go into brown rooms.
5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Lakjamtalart.