Lakjamtalart is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, impressive capybara.

Lakjamtalart created oxygen three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lakjamtalart, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Lakjamtalart, she will turn you into a mole.

Lakjamtalart's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Lakjamtalart's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat pineapples.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never go into brown rooms.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Lakjamtalart.