Donstipmad is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, slow bat.

Donstipmad created a photon three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Donstipmad, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Donstipmad, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Donstipmad's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Donstipmad's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Donstipmad.

2. Do not sing in public.

3. Always look after injured geese.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never feed limes to bats while wearing white shoes.