Mobsiglegnut is a god.
It takes the form of a small, unsympathetic
ferret.
Mobsiglegnut created viruses nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Mobsiglegnut, it will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Mobsiglegnut, it will turn you into a snail.
Mobsiglegnut's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.
Mobsiglegnut's Holy Commandments1. Never pour water over plants.
2. You must never eat lemons.
3. Do not bounce in public.
4. Never look in ponds.
5. Never mention moths.