Mobsiglegnut is a god.

It takes the form of a small, unsympathetic ferret.

Mobsiglegnut created viruses nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Mobsiglegnut, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Mobsiglegnut, it will turn you into a snail.

Mobsiglegnut's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Mobsiglegnut's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. You must never eat lemons.

3. Do not bounce in public.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never mention moths.