Omtbonwot is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, astonishing human.

Omtbonwot created energy two million years ago.

If you believe in Omtbonwot, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Omtbonwot, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Omtbonwot's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Omtbonwot's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear kilts.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Run away from red otters, for they are unholy.