Milwoddib is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, dishonourable clam.

Milwoddib created the Tadpole Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Milwoddib, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Milwoddib, he will manifest in front of you.

Milwoddib's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Milwoddib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Never wear skirts.

4. Do not wear zinc on your body.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
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