Minlipcib is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, temperamental toad.

Minlipcib created the universe eight million years ago.

If you believe in Minlipcib, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Minlipcib, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Minlipcib's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Minlipcib's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Minlipcib must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never eat corn.

5. Put Minlipcib first in all things.
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