Bellsislat is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, self-confident rhinoceros.

Bellsislat created the Andromeda Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bellsislat, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bellsislat, she will turn you into a rock.

Bellsislat's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Bellsislat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never go into turquoise rooms.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bellsislat.

5. Never jump in holy places.