Ratdusstailbatjonsad is a god.
He takes the form of a very long, contented
elephant.
Ratdusstailbatjonsad created an up quark nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Ratdusstailbatjonsad, he will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Ratdusstailbatjonsad, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.
Ratdusstailbatjonsad's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.
Ratdusstailbatjonsad's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about moths.
2. Never skip in holy places.
3. Do not wear orange clothing.
4. Do not kill gulls.
5. Ratdusstailbatjonsad must be the most important thing in your life.