Ratdusstailbatjonsad is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, contented elephant.

Ratdusstailbatjonsad created an up quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ratdusstailbatjonsad, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ratdusstailbatjonsad, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Ratdusstailbatjonsad's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Ratdusstailbatjonsad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moths.

2. Never skip in holy places.

3. Do not wear orange clothing.

4. Do not kill gulls.

5. Ratdusstailbatjonsad must be the most important thing in your life.