Genlistquaf is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, impressive otter.

Genlistquaf created bats five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Genlistquaf, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Genlistquaf, he will turn you into a frog.

Genlistquaf's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Genlistquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never think about planets.

3. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a room before entering it.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Respect your elders.