Karbamnat is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, contented cow.

Karbamnat created life three billion years ago.

If you believe in Karbamnat, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Karbamnat, he will not invite you to parties.

Karbamnat's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Karbamnat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. You must pray to Karbamnat eight times a day.

3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Do not shave your hands.

5. Never jump near monkeys.