Buntalsandwap is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, contented hummingbird.

Buntalsandwap created humanity three billion years ago.

If you believe in Buntalsandwap, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Buntalsandwap, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Buntalsandwap's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Buntalsandwap's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a room before entering it.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never think ill of sick sharks.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
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