Flismonappcip is a god.
It takes the form of a massive, impressive
wren.
Flismonappcip created an up quark twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Flismonappcip, it will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Flismonappcip, it will torture you forever.
Flismonappcip's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.
Flismonappcip's Holy Commandments1. Never think about gravity.
2. You must never eat peanuts.
3. Do not drink alcohol.
4. Never pour water over plants.
5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.