Flismonappcip is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, impressive wren.

Flismonappcip created an up quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Flismonappcip, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Flismonappcip, it will torture you forever.

Flismonappcip's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Flismonappcip's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. You must never eat peanuts.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.