Getbapnul Fobrutbast is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, dishonourable squid.

Getbapnul Fobrutbast created a quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Getbapnul Fobrutbast, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Getbapnul Fobrutbast, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Getbapnul Fobrutbast's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Getbapnul Fobrutbast's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large lead sculpture of Getbapnul Fobrutbast on top of all buildings.

2. Never paint your hands black.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Run away if nine shrews approach from the west.

5. Do not make images of living things.