Tomgam is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, effective cat.

Tomgam created the planet Saturn eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tomgam, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tomgam, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Tomgam's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Tomgam's Holy Commandments

1. Always help geese.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Tomgam loves rats, so they must be honoured.