Flatkenveeningdabvedhiv is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, happy gnu.

Flatkenveeningdabvedhiv created the Sombrero Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flatkenveeningdabvedhiv, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Flatkenveeningdabvedhiv, she will turn you into a rat.

Flatkenveeningdabvedhiv's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Flatkenveeningdabvedhiv's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in green rooms.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Hide if four frogs approach from the north.

4. Do not hurt foxes.

5. Never look at stars.