Bidgesster is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, annoying wyrm.

Bidgesster created the Sunflower Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bidgesster, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bidgesster, he will throw large rocks at you.

Bidgesster's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Bidgesster's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Hide from magenta birds for they are unholy.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always treat swans with great respect.