Jatsinham is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, omnipotent horse.

Jatsinham created light twelve years ago.

If you believe in Jatsinham, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Jatsinham, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Jatsinham's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Jatsinham's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear pink rings.

2. Do not wear zinc on your body.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

5. Never eat green fruit.