Migshavgun is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, humane wasp.

Migshavgun created the planet Saturn seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Migshavgun, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Migshavgun, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Migshavgun's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Migshavgun's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear violet.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.