Mutloopbap Tityoggof is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, proud hydra.

Mutloopbap Tityoggof created humanity three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mutloopbap Tityoggof, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Mutloopbap Tityoggof, she will not care.

Mutloopbap Tityoggof's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Mutloopbap Tityoggof's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Always pray immersed in water.