Quatxinfabgof is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, bad-tempered wombat.

Quatxinfabgof created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quatxinfabgof, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Quatxinfabgof, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Quatxinfabgof's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Quatxinfabgof's Holy Commandments

1. Put Quatxinfabgof first in all things.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never paint your chest red.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not covet oxen.