Park is a god.

It takes the form of a small, temperamental weasel.

Park created the Whirlpool Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Park, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Park, it will destroy your home solar system.

Park's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Park's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at planets.

2. Never write about black holes.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

5. Run away if nine birds approach from the east.