Batgofzag is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, awe-inspiring donkey.

Batgofzag created the Whirlpool Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Batgofzag, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Batgofzag, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Batgofzag's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Batgofzag's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a room before entering it.

4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.