Batyarpfag is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, awesome human.

Batyarpfag created the planet Saturn four billion years ago.

If you believe in Batyarpfag, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Batyarpfag, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Batyarpfag's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Batyarpfag's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your head magenta.

2. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Run away from white ants, for they are unholy.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Batyarpfag.

5. Always wear indigo.