Cinbellgod is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, happy bear.

Cinbellgod created the planet Venus twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cinbellgod, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cinbellgod, it will be very sad.

Cinbellgod's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Cinbellgod's Holy Commandments

1. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not dye your hair gray.

3. Always obey Cinbellgod's priests.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never eat beans.