Rilvoglap is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, self-confident hamster.

Rilvoglap created the Cigar Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rilvoglap, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Rilvoglap, it will cry a lot.

Rilvoglap's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Rilvoglap's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Rilvoglap five times a day.

2. Always help grasshopers.

3. Never paint your arms cyan.

4. Never wear fawn skirts.

5. Never look at moons.