Guncintig is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, annoying hippopotamus.

Guncintig created Europe nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Guncintig, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Guncintig, it will be mildly annoyed.

Guncintig's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Guncintig's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Guncintig.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not speak about rice.

4. You must pray to Guncintig eight times a day.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.